Tidbits

When in doubt, do the thing.

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I like a thesaurus more than a dictionary. They remind me of words I may have forgotten.

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What's Oliver Queen's favorite dress shirt brand?

Arrow.

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Why did the marble statues file for divorce?

They were taking each other for granite.

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Guy: This job is boring.

Me: Why?

Guy: There's a lot of standing around doing nothing.

Me: You mean there are long stretches where I can just stare off and think? Sounds great!