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Safety nets inevitably turn into nooses hoisted by those with good intentions.

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Me: I hate typing on my phone. I'm faster at home.

Eli: That's what she said!

Me: Dang it.

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Waffle House breakfast is best breakfast.

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"Flying fish roe is the pop rocks of sushi."

"So if you drink it with soda you die?"

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"This says it tastes pure."

"What does purity taste like?"

"I dunno. Hitler, maybe?"