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If you cry wolf at kittens, no one will believe you when Cerebus comes knocking.

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I hope there's a Baird Street in Baird, TX. Then I can buy a house there and say, "I'm the Baird who lives on Baird in Baird."

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"Well, color me confused."

"What color is confusion?"

"Taupe."

"Taupe?"

"No one knows what taupe is supposed to be."

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Were my friend circle to crumble to dust save for but a few, I could build a temple on that small firm foundation.

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Saying someone is qualified to be president because they've been in politics a long time is like arguing that stool that's been in your bowels a long time is qualified to be your brain.