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"I got 12 inches last night!"

"That must have been a hassle to shovel."

"Huh? Oh, it snowed, too, yeah."

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Why do desert dwellers hate sand storms?

 Because they're so da-rude.

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"Who's the shortest character in Spider-Man?"

"Uncle Ben."

"Huh? He doesn't look like the shortest."

"Yeah, but he's six feet under!"

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Idea for an RPG campaign! The very first line to the party, regardless of their sex:

"You're all pregnant."