Merry Christmas

A Johnny Cash Christmas:

I shot a man from Tennessee just to eat his homemade pumpkin pie.

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If someone tells you to enjoy your work less, ignore them.

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"Wouldn't be great if we used equity instead of equality?"

"Sure. I just loved how that worked out in Animal Farm, Napoleon."

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Orchids are Pokemon for old people.

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Marxism is the ideology for pseudo-intellectuals who think everything would be so much better if they were in charge. Really all they want is a legal means to eliminate anyone who makes then feel small.

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That feeling when you're about to start plunging a toilet when it decides to magically unclog itself and flush.

Mood Music 33

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On my list of pet peeves: people who have read nothing but John Rawls and think that makes them a political philosophy expert. Ran into these types at Yale and Columbia; I react to them the same way Will Hunting did when confronting that blowhard about American history.

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What they say: "We want a $15 minimum wage!"

What they mean: "We welcome and support our new robot overlords!"

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"I remain friends with you out of respect for the man of principles you used to be and from pity for the wasted husk of moral relativism you are now."