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Remember: the only cure for an ebola victim is a head shot.

Or was that zombies?

Probably wise to treat them the same way.

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"You know, I wonder if she likes me."

"Why, dude?"

"Well, she just sent me a topless selfie."

"Whoa, dude!"

"Yeah, I know. So difficult to tell, right?"

"...Dude."

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Random neighborhood kid: You look like Harry Potter.

Me: I do?

Kid: Yeah, as an adult. Your hair and your glasses.

Me: Well, there was worse things than being compared to Daniel Radcliffe.

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"He's smoked marijuana so long he remembers when dime bags actually cost a dime."

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Story prompt concept: what if the affliction of the various fairy tale princesses was actually an interpretation of a character flaw? For example, Aurora is a heavy sleeper or narcoleptic, Snow White has an eating disorder, or Cinderella is a former heiress now under crippling debt. And so on.

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Take the whale generated by the Infinite Improbability Drive and hook it to a Flux Capacitor. Electrofish it with 1.21 gigawatts. What happens?

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All art is a statement of values. Even art that chooses to abstain from value statements.

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When the caffeine makes you twitchy, that's a sign to stop.

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Game concept: Illuminatus Trilogy RPG. Uses base 23 system.

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There's a guy I communicate with at work now and then. His last name is Godana. His first name starts with an R. His company puts the first initial after the last name. So everything I email him I get to type "Godanar." I am amused by this.