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Cuckhold is an interesting Shakespearean insult. Seeing it reduced to common vulgarity - "cuck" - annoys me.

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Kids born on March 14, 2015 are highly mathematical.

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"Our priest was dismissed today. I heard he was experimenting with drugs."

"I guess he was exploring altar-d states."

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Political debates are my favorite sporting events.

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Am I the only one who remembers Ash winning the Orange League?

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Contender for most disappointing album of the 90's: the first Sugar Ray album. One okay song ("Fly") and then nothing but total garbage. I was so upset I spent money on that. Ugh.

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It's good to laugh at your leaders. It prevents undo reverence. It shows they don't own you, that they are owed nothing but what they earn, not demand. It reminds you that, in the end, they are people fumbling through life the same as you, not figures of legend.

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"The Physics Department has the best sandwiches."

"I hear they use Bohr's Head deli meat."

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If someone asks me to "back up my point with facts" in an obviously confrontational manner, I'm just going to tell them to put on their big boy pants and do it themselves. I'm getting real tired of doing research for zombies who'll try to argue with the truth anyway.

If someone asks because they genuinely want to know more, I'm still happy to help.

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I'm quite certain Zhuang Zi would heartily approve of Discordianism. It fits his kind of humor.