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Opening a bottle of Ramune is not referred to as "ball busting." #IStandCorrected

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The people who scream about Social Security not being an entitlement are also the ones who say Ayn Rand was a hypocrite for taking Social Security because she opposed entitlements.

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Every bad driver in Texas is actually a Californian.

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Easy way to spot an evil ideology: they use "anti-social elements" to mean someone they think is bad.

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"I want to protest a thing! How should I do that?"

"Burning a symbol of what you're protesting is a common method. What are you protesting?"

"Christianity!"

"Oooo...better not, then."

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That feeling when you need coffee to remember that you made coffee.

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"We need to resist efforts to turn America into a police state that oppresses minorities!"

"Okay, sounds reasonable."

"And we'll do so by turning America into a socialist regime that oppresses private property holders and businessmen!"

"Like HELL you will."

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Ships and Salsa.

I feel like there's a good one-shot RPG I could do with that title.

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If an African-American says wrongthink, they're an "Uncle Tom."

If a gay male says wrongthink, they're a "quisling."

Those are the current terms used to mean "race traitor" (or more broadly, "tribe traitor") by bigots who cannot discuss thoughts.

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Reading is easy. Listening is hard.