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Never say "Make me a sandwich" to a witch.

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During the thunderstorm, quarter-sized multi-headed serpents rained down from the sky.

Hydra Hail.

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If you think a clever hashtag is all you need to solve society's ills, then you are one of society's ills.

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Few things compare to the sense of accomplishment of finishing the assembly of a new book shelf.

Few things are as frustrating as realizing that, despite having a new book shelf, you still have far too little space for your books.

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"Man, it costs a dollar to use an air pump at a gas station these days. I remember when it was a quarter!"

"That's inflation for you."

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Sign held by an Apocalyptic Creationist: "The End is Nye."

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Random line of dialogue: "You're just trash upset that no one will take you out."

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There is moving past an emotion and there's shoving it aside. Moving past means letting it blow over you, so its energy is spent. The latter bottles it up, making it more potent.

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What did one fireman whisper to the other?

Hail Hydrant.

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"I want someone who's really intelligent!"

"What about that one?"

"Oh. They overthink things."

"...You're not very good at figuring out what 'really intelligent' means, are you?"