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"Hey, baby, I'd love to be the GPS for your life's journey."

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That feeling when someone with whom you've had great conversations just stops talking to you for no discernible reason.

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The best make-up in the world cannot hide an ugly soul.

Not that it stops some people from trying...

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There is a certain joy that comes from being able to level up a character for a table-top RPG.

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"Have you read Les Miserables?"

"Why would I want to read about sad lesbians?"

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Never say "Make me a sandwich" to a witch.

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During the thunderstorm, quarter-sized multi-headed serpents rained down from the sky.

Hydra Hail.

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If you think a clever hashtag is all you need to solve society's ills, then you are one of society's ills.

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Few things compare to the sense of accomplishment of finishing the assembly of a new book shelf.

Few things are as frustrating as realizing that, despite having a new book shelf, you still have far too little space for your books.

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"Man, it costs a dollar to use an air pump at a gas station these days. I remember when it was a quarter!"

"That's inflation for you."