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Why was the comp sci major so good at knitting?

He'd studied PURL.

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What's the difference between a bigot and a misanthrope?

The bigot plays favorites.

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Since I grew a beard, I am now mirror universe Harry Potter.

Maybe this means I'm destined to be the Voldemort of this world. With science over magic. Yeeeeees.

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Good lord I hate Sucralose. Yet it keeps popping up in more and more stuff. It makes everything taste like crap.

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Crossover idea:

The four guys of FFXV pull up alongside Cap, Falcon, and Bucky in their VW Bug at a stoplight. Drag race, followed by other wacky hijinks.

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I use "dudes" as a general term, not for specifically male groups. Why? 1980's TMNT. No, really. That's why I use surfer slang.

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No two libertarians agree on everything. Hail Eris.

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If I ever have have a daughter, I'll name her Nina. And our family dog will be Alexander.

That way I'm guaranteed to keep my state alchemist funding!

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If you support gay marriage and like the idea of scrapping pointless regulations, then you are not "completely opposed to libertarianism." You're just part of the way there.

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In other news, Ted Cruz has announced he's running for Prime Minister of Canada.