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"I'm on a liquid diet. Alcohol!"

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"I did several hundred crunches last night."

"Whoa, really?"

"Yeah! I finished off that whole bag of potato chips."

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There are a number of things one should have strong informed opinions on. Food is one.

Happy Easter

Remember: gift your kids a baby rabbit for Easter. And when it's big enough, teach them survival by making them kill and skin it.

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Why was the comp sci major so good at knitting?

He'd studied PURL.

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What's the difference between a bigot and a misanthrope?

The bigot plays favorites.

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Since I grew a beard, I am now mirror universe Harry Potter.

Maybe this means I'm destined to be the Voldemort of this world. With science over magic. Yeeeeees.

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Good lord I hate Sucralose. Yet it keeps popping up in more and more stuff. It makes everything taste like crap.

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Crossover idea:

The four guys of FFXV pull up alongside Cap, Falcon, and Bucky in their VW Bug at a stoplight. Drag race, followed by other wacky hijinks.

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I use "dudes" as a general term, not for specifically male groups. Why? 1980's TMNT. No, really. That's why I use surfer slang.