Metamathics

Friday, June 2, 2023

Batman has more butlers than Alfred. The trick is they're ninjas.

Boss: I can't read your handwriting.

Me: Git gud.

He's enough of a gamer to know what that means.

Folk rock Death Battle:

Leroy Brown vs. A Boy Named Sue.

Note that I mean the characters in the songs, not the songs themselves.

Some fans: "We want Captain America to have a boyfriend!"

Marvel: "We hear you, so we made him a secret Nazi."

All fans: "Nobody wanted that!"

"Those two monks sure are competitive."

"You could say they're in an Om's race."

"I'm on a liquid diet. Alcohol!"

"I did several hundred crunches last night."

"Whoa, really?"

"Yeah! I finished off that whole bag of potato chips."

There are a number of things one should have strong informed opinions on. Food is one.

Remember: gift your kids a baby rabbit for Easter. And when it's big enough, teach them survival by making them kill and skin it.

Why was the comp sci major so good at knitting?

He'd studied PURL.