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Reading is easy. Listening is hard.

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"Did you hear about Starscream?"

"What'd he do this time?"

"He outed himself."

"What?"

"Yeah, turns out he actually identifies as an attack helicopter."

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Life in nature is Hobbesian: nasty, brutish, and short. Civilization allows us to avoid that fate.

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What's the slogan of vegetarian Wallstreet investors?

Green is good.

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"I got a good price on this used shrimp fried rice."

"Used? Who would sell used food?"

"A prawn shop."

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Is organizing a graveyard rave practicing Necro-dancey?

Necrodancer should be an actual RPG class.

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"Brutus, I need invites for the Senate to announce my ascension to Roman Emperor."

"What size, Ceasar?"

"A2, Brutus."

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Dragonball has one character who could beat Saitama in a fight:

Arale.

Well, technically she's a crossover character, but at least there's someone in there who could win.

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I am grateful for all the friends who have remained by my side.

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Citations and bibliographies are virtue signaling for academia.