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Random line of dialogue: "You're just trash upset that no one will take you out."

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There is moving past an emotion and there's shoving it aside. Moving past means letting it blow over you, so its energy is spent. The latter bottles it up, making it more potent.

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What did one fireman whisper to the other?

Hail Hydrant.

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"I want someone who's really intelligent!"

"What about that one?"

"Oh. They overthink things."

"...You're not very good at figuring out what 'really intelligent' means, are you?"

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What kind of cell phone does Dr. Gero use?

An Android.

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Imagine a world where every false Snopes story was actually true.

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In medieval times, ruffians would commonly make themselves appear more intimidating by holding their bows sideways.

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Stay away from the indecisive, the unstable, and the directionless. Their chaos will only weaken you.

April 1st

1. A whole lotta celebrities died.

2. We're all getting technology today from 20 years into the future.

3. I'm pregnant/married/a widower/serial killer.

I think that covers things.

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People who kill with literacy devices are called "essay-ssins."