Friday, December 28, 2018

Tidbits

"So, what brought you to culinary school?"

 "I want to work with children."

"Oh! You want to teach?"

"No, as the main ingredient."

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Merry Christmas

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR SANTA KNOWLEDGE!" - Invader Zim

Friday, December 21, 2018

Tidbits

Which Native American civilization had the best tattoos?

The Ink-ans.

Friday, December 14, 2018

Tidbits

I want to design an ARG where you're stronger when you work alone than in a team.

Friday, November 30, 2018

Tidbits

Pulp in orange juice is basically plant mucous. Disgusting.

Friday, November 23, 2018

Tidbits

Idea for a video game: the more buttons you press frantically, the more awesome things get. Being increasingly random when you hit the buttons is rewarded.

Friday, November 16, 2018

Tidbits

Finally got around to watching the "Doom" movie. I loved the easter eggs they put in there (Carmack, the maps, etc.). But you know the writers didn't do too much research when the climatic final showdown is a fist fight between two guys. Seriously.