Metamathics

Friday, July 26, 2024

Life in nature is Hobbesian: nasty, brutish, and short. Civilization allows us to avoid that fate.

What's the slogan of vegetarian Wallstreet investors?

Green is good.

"I got a good price on this used shrimp fried rice."

"Used? Who would sell used food?"

"A prawn shop."

Is organizing a graveyard rave practicing Necro-dancey?

Necrodancer should be an actual RPG class.

"Brutus, I need invites for the Senate to announce my ascension to Roman Emperor."

"What size, Ceasar?"

"A2, Brutus."

Dragonball has one character who could beat Saitama in a fight:

Arale.

Well, technically she's a crossover character, but at least there's someone in there who could win.

I am grateful for all the friends who have remained by my side.

Citations and bibliographies are virtue signaling for academia.

If you cry wolf at kittens, no one will believe you when Cerebus comes knocking.

I hope there's a Baird Street in Baird, TX. Then I can buy a house there and say, "I'm the Baird who lives on Baird in Baird."