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Co-worker: This Ramen menu looks great. Sorry if I mispronounce the words.

Me: Don't worry, it's just Japanese. It's a simple language for a simple minded people.

*Shots fired*

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My anxiety toward people is less about the actual interaction part (I tend not to be shy) and more "What are they REALLY thinking about me?"

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"I'm a comedian who specializes in social justice."

"What's the punchline?"

"Social justice!"

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If someone is hurt and incorrectly assigns blame for that pain to you, you are very much allowed to point out their error.

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"Look what I got!" *Pulls out snack*

"But I'm allergic to that."

"I didn't get it for you." *munch munch*

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Life could be worse. Life could be better. I just need to keep moving forward so I can catch the upswing.

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"Welcome to Austin! Where in Texas were you born?"

"Oh, I was born in New York."

"Ah, so you're a foreigner."

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Too much music mistakes being memetic with being good.

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Writing prompt: "They have to be large to appear so small."

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Houston doesn't have roads so much as temporarily patched potholes.