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New lawn care manual: Fifty Shades of Grass.

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I have friends. I am loved. I am capable of making new friends.

I forget this too often, I think.

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That fear that because you made a couple errors everyone hates you now.

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The magnitude of my loneliness grows with age. I'm a Doctor without a Companion. It's about as awful as you think.

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Has anyone done a Weird Al tribute band? I feel like there should be one.

It would exist specifically to parody other tribute bands.

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"New England is naturally beautiful because of the lack of jobs."

Unemployment is beautiful everyone. (Someone seriously said this in a conversation.)

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Crunchy cookies are the well done steak of the snack world.

YOU RUINED IT.

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Crossover idea:

High School of the Walking Dead

It'll print money!

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The primary regulators of business? Other businesses. Both from competition and from suppliers.

The more the government interferes with this regulation, the more it unbalances the economy and rigs the game.

Happy Halloween

On Halloween candy growing up: I always saved mine, like a dragon hording gold. I'd eat a few pieces at a time, but never large quantities. I'd usually have candy from last Halloween left come the next Halloween, which only made my stockpile larger. This wasn't because I didn't have much: my dad and I developed an efficient house hunting algorithm every year around town that got me a very full bag. It was simply that on the matter of "having your cake or eating it," I chose to have more than eat.

The idea of Halloween candy all being gone in a few days has always puzzled me, because it was so incongruous with what my behavior was as a kid. It wasn't until I got older that I realized what I did wasn't typical.