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I'm quite certain Zhuang Zi would heartily approve of Discordianism. It fits his kind of humor.

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Pineapple is a tasty pizza topping.

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If someone wrote porn of the Loch Ness monster, would it be titled "Tree Fiddy Shades of Grey?"

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I love how Spice Girls are now regarded as great for karaoke.

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When planting seeds for the future, make sure to check they're not land mines.

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Magic: The Gathering is pretty much ONLY fun when done casual. Competitive play has too much overhead. This is why EDH/Commander is the best format: high creativity while encouraging a fun table atmosphere.

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"Trump is two penguins in a suit pretending to run for president. But they're the bad penguin from Wrong Trousers."

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"Remember the important moral lesson of Pokemon, my son."

"You mean friendship and teamwork?"

"No! I mean how hunting rare species to extinction grants you more power!"

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Butt chugging is a thing.

WHY is it a thing?

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"Your mastery of languages really saved my bacon. You're like a communications guardian angel."

"Mein poly-gott in himmel."