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"I was a fan of time travel before I was even born."

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Video game idea: you're a photographer who tags along with a bevy of beautiful women who are both your models and secret agents. You are dragged into crazy spy hijinks. Being a pro, you take advantage of these circumstances to take amazing pictures you may or may not be able to release.

Game title: Femme Fatale Frame.

Merry Christmas

If Grumpy Cat was one of the Three Wisemen, the gifts would've been gold, frankincense, and "murrrrrr."

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Would the sci-fi version of the Donner Party involve soylent green?

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Why are office supply deliveries so slow?

They're mostly stationary.

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"What are the Scoville units of actual fire?"

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Nothing to lose makes someone dangerous.

Something to live for makes someone inspired.

Happy Thanksgiving

I just got a pumpkin pie with cheesecake mixed in. What a time to be alive.

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When "Take on Me" comes on the radio, I want to bust into that arm shaky dance.

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"We're going to attack the octopus's garden and burn it down! There'll be no plants left!"

"Yeah! We'll deflower those monsters once and for all!"

"...Damn it, Steve. You always have to ruin it."