Metamathics

Friday, June 27, 2025

"Start It Up" is explicitly about Windows 95. You can tell this by the line, "You make a grown man cry."

If being straight or gay is like preferring Coke or Pepsi, what soda is it for sapiosexuals?

Dr. Pepper.

"Those Dorito flavored taco shells give my universe new purpose and meaning, man."

"So they're your Doritos Logos?"

Email: "Nickelback is coming to your area this summer!"

Me: "Is that a threat?"

Generic art insult: "Your art is like this other artist if that artist had never taken art class!"

The older I get, the more I appreciate the Rolling Stones.

A Who's Who of Labor: "Know Your Wrights."

Socialism is good.

Capitalism is evil.

Freedom is slavery.

Love Big Brother.

Why are dentists the best hackers?

They have root access.

"Ow! I stepped on another of your hair pins. How do they keep getting everywhere?"

"Like the song says: let the bobbys hit the floor!"