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Customer: I want a gray background on this.

Me: Okay! Understand there may be some back and forth on drafts. I'm told there are over 4 dozen distinct shades of gray.

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There's a bacteria that can cause freezing to break open the leaves of plants and infect. Necrotic cryogenic pathogens anyone? Definitely using that as an environmental hazard for my game now.

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"My friend, Boku, really hates salsa. So everytime we go to a Mexican restaurant, we have to remind the waiter, 'Boku no pico! Boku no pico!'"

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Idea: take photos of politicians talking and add "SCREECHING INTENSIFIES" as a caption.

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"My coffee mirrors my soul: black and bitter. Heated by a seething hatred of mankind."

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Instead of "autistic screeching" I'll use "manchild screeching." It's funny, it exists, and it's making fun of what people choose to be, not what they have no control over, which I am more comfortable with.

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"Kenpachi Ramasama." I need to use this joke somewhere.

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The problem with car vending machines: what if they get stuck? Do you have to buy another?

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Terrible but hilarious game idea:

Deck builder. Theme? John Norman's GOR.

Not saying I'd make this. But a) it'd probably sell and b) it'd be controversial as hell.

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One area I have not seen libertarian or ancap fiction explore much: the necessity of contracts. In a society defined by individuals engaged in consensual exchange, the use of contracts to maintain expectations and accountability would be paramount. Contract law would therefore be like holy writ.