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If someone tells you mad science can't solve every problem in your life, finish securing the mouth restraints quickly. You don't need that kind of negativity from test subjects.

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"In God in trust, everyone else needs data." - Dr. Luis Cruz

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Random douche: Go fuck yourself with a shovel!

Me: TMI about your kink preferences, dude.

I don't always have a good comeback. That was a good one.

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The power of fiction and art is to shape what we perceive as good and evil. That's why knowing what values you have and how to express them through those forms is critical. That is in addition to technical mastery of the form.

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Customer: I want a gray background on this.

Me: Okay! Understand there may be some back and forth on drafts. I'm told there are over 4 dozen distinct shades of gray.

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There's a bacteria that can cause freezing to break open the leaves of plants and infect. Necrotic cryogenic pathogens anyone? Definitely using that as an environmental hazard for my game now.

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"My friend, Boku, really hates salsa. So everytime we go to a Mexican restaurant, we have to remind the waiter, 'Boku no pico! Boku no pico!'"

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Idea: take photos of politicians talking and add "SCREECHING INTENSIFIES" as a caption.

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"My coffee mirrors my soul: black and bitter. Heated by a seething hatred of mankind."

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Instead of "autistic screeching" I'll use "manchild screeching." It's funny, it exists, and it's making fun of what people choose to be, not what they have no control over, which I am more comfortable with.