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"Why should anyone listen to you when you have an anime character for an avatar?"

"...Your profile picture is a cat. Right back at ya."

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Marxist Critical Lens Theory:

Where the feelings are made up and the facts don't matter.

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Wildebeests are the worst bloggers, since all they post is fake gnus.

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"I was a fan of time travel before I was even born."

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Video game idea: you're a photographer who tags along with a bevy of beautiful women who are both your models and secret agents. You are dragged into crazy spy hijinks. Being a pro, you take advantage of these circumstances to take amazing pictures you may or may not be able to release.

Game title: Femme Fatale Frame.

Merry Christmas

If Grumpy Cat was one of the Three Wisemen, the gifts would've been gold, frankincense, and "murrrrrr."

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Would the sci-fi version of the Donner Party involve soylent green?

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Why are office supply deliveries so slow?

They're mostly stationary.

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"What are the Scoville units of actual fire?"

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Nothing to lose makes someone dangerous.

Something to live for makes someone inspired.