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Always be yourself.

Unless you're a Hufflepuff.

In which case, I am so sorry.

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Spiders are our allies in the war against insects.

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Is edible lube made from high fructose porn syrup?

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If they make a Nextwave movie, my choice for Dirk Anger? David Hasselhoff.

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Is there a trailer for Ricky & Morty that starts with, "In a world where everything is on the cob..."

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"I bought some rice today. Was running low."

"How much?"

"Oh, the usual. 50 pounds."

"What?"

"It's enough to last a few months. Don't want to get too much at once."

"Again...WHAT?"

People have a hard time understanding just how much rice I consume.

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If My Little Pony ever did a series where the ponies compete to be music stars, would they call it "Twilight of the Idols?"

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Savage Worlds is not just a game where you lob pointed remarks at one another. #IStandCorrected

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"I got 12 inches last night!"

"That must have been a hassle to shovel."

"Huh? Oh, it snowed, too, yeah."

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Why do desert dwellers hate sand storms?

 Because they're so da-rude.