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"I bought some rice today. Was running low."

"How much?"

"Oh, the usual. 50 pounds."

"What?"

"It's enough to last a few months. Don't want to get too much at once."

"Again...WHAT?"

People have a hard time understanding just how much rice I consume.

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If My Little Pony ever did a series where the ponies compete to be music stars, would they call it "Twilight of the Idols?"

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Savage Worlds is not just a game where you lob pointed remarks at one another. #IStandCorrected

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"I got 12 inches last night!"

"That must have been a hassle to shovel."

"Huh? Oh, it snowed, too, yeah."

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Why do desert dwellers hate sand storms?

 Because they're so da-rude.

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"Who's the shortest character in Spider-Man?"

"Uncle Ben."

"Huh? He doesn't look like the shortest."

"Yeah, but he's six feet under!"

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Idea for an RPG campaign! The very first line to the party, regardless of their sex:

"You're all pregnant."

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"We're going to summon Cthulhu!"

"Are you R'lyeh sure?"

Happy Thanksgiving

Jellied cranberry sauce is superior to whole berry.

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Is the plural form of waifu "waifi?"