Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Spock

For those wondering, the reason I use "fascinating" so often in normal conversation is because of Spock.

Friday, February 23, 2018

Tidbits

Just opened a snack sized bag of Skittles (part of the discount Halloween candy I bought for my personal consumption). Not a single red Skittle. Darn it.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Tidbits

"Head voices are liars. What do head voices know?" - Varrick, Legend of Korra

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Happy Valentine's Day

"I need a place to eat that's cheap but sounds fancy for Valentine's."

"How about a Venezuelan Steak House?"

"Venezuelan? Don't you mean Brazilian?"

"No. At a Venezuelan steak house there's no steak. Or meat. Or food. The head manager just berates you for an hour about how it's your duty to appreciate being there."

"...How much?"

"A billion bolivars. So about 50 cents."

"I'll take it."

Friday, February 9, 2018

Tidbits

I love crazy conspiracy theories. They make me want to imagine a world where they could happen and write about it.

Friday, February 2, 2018