Friday, May 27, 2016


Random line of dialogue: "You're just trash upset that no one will take you out."

Friday, May 20, 2016


There is moving past an emotion and there's shoving it aside. Moving past means letting it blow over you, so its energy is spent. The latter bottles it up, making it more potent.

Friday, May 13, 2016


What did one fireman whisper to the other?

Hail Hydrant.

Friday, May 6, 2016


"I want someone who's really intelligent!"

"What about that one?"

"Oh. They overthink things."

"...You're not very good at figuring out what 'really intelligent' means, are you?"