Saturday, April 20, 2019

Friday, April 19, 2019


Had a woman the other day use the word "ratchet" unironically to mean "low brow" while simultaneously expressing an interest on dying her hair an even lighter shade of blonde. A walking punchline.

Friday, April 12, 2019


Flashback to my childhood: I put erasers between my middle and ring finger to train them to do the Vulcan greeting. Took me a few weeks but I got it.

Friday, April 5, 2019


Why do I like steampunk?

Because I'm all about that brass.

Friday, March 29, 2019


Nature is not inherently superior to the creations of man. Nor is it inherently inferior. Each comparison must be weighed on a case-by-case basis for its risk-benefit.

Friday, March 22, 2019


"A man once tried to provoke me into fighting him so he could demonstrate his masculinity to an audience. I told him if he was truly interested in experiencing violence by my hands, I would gladly kill him once his back was turned and his guard lowered. He tacitly declined my offer and left."

Friday, March 15, 2019

Friday, March 8, 2019


The music for the Sailor Moon Musicals (Seramyu) is so wonderfully dramatic and inspiring. Every song, except for the comedy bits, drips conflict, emotion, and declarations of intent. I wish the anime had matched that kind of intensity.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Ash Wednesday

"What are you giving up for Lent?"

"Object permanence."

"What? How does that work?"

"Whoa! Did you see that? I blinked and suddenly everything materialized out if nothing! Whoa! It happened again!"