Friday, April 26, 2024

Tidbits

Manga recommendation: Musuko ga Kawaikute Shikataganai Mazoku no Hahaoya.

Demon girl becomes a mom and goes through the tribulations of raising a literal little demon. Cute and funny.

Friday, April 19, 2024

Tidbits

Fight matchup:

Goku vs. Twilight Sparkle (with combined Alicorn powers)

They both have instant transmission and kamehameha blasts. They can both blow up planets.

The deciding factor? Goku has a known weakness against pink effeminate things.

HEYYO.

Friday, April 12, 2024

Tidbits

Being an adult means having a car with which you can hunt down an ice cream truck if it dares drive past you without stopping.

Friday, April 5, 2024

Tidbits

Totally proper self care for anxiety: tell yourself you're weak and worthless until you shame yourself into being better.

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Happy Easter

A long time ago, a team of heroes hunted down and fought a Necromancer, known for raising the dead. They finally captured him and performed the ritual to end his evil powers, ending in stabbing him with a blessed spear while he hung disconnected from the earth.

Unfortunately, they pulled an Ash and screwed up the words. Three days later the Necromancer rose as a Lich and (according to some records) moved to a new continent to recruit an even greater army.

And that's the New Testament in a nutshell, folks. It's a D&D campaign in disguise!

Friday, March 29, 2024

Friday, March 22, 2024

Tidbits

Anime match up I'd love to see:

Kazuma Azuma (Yakitate Japan) vs. Souma Yukihira (Food Wars)

In a battle of baking. Which would win: bread moments or food orgasms?

Friday, March 15, 2024

Friday, March 8, 2024

Tidbits

I am apparently 27 years old and a Latino. Surprised my mom when I told her this.

Friday, February 23, 2024

Tidbits

I haven't unfriended anyone for their politics. Sadly, I've seen others do so and had it happen to me. Don't let politics cut off networks and friendships you'll need in the future.

Friday, February 16, 2024

Friday, February 9, 2024

Tidbits

If I die from overeating at Fogo de Chao, list my cause of death as "Staked."

Friday, February 2, 2024

Tidbits

Anyone else find it weird when you say "a couple" and someone responds with, "How many?"

I said a couple! That means 2!

Friday, January 26, 2024

Tidbits

Cuckhold is an interesting Shakespearean insult. Seeing it reduced to common vulgarity - "cuck" - annoys me.

Friday, January 19, 2024

Friday, January 12, 2024

Tidbits

"Our priest was dismissed today. I heard he was experimenting with drugs."

"I guess he was exploring altar-d states."

Friday, January 5, 2024