2010's In a Line

The 2010's in a phrase:

"My bae isn't a ratchet beta cuck. Their swagger is on fleek! YOLO!"

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"You should keep the receipt in case you need to return it."

"Why would I need to return an orange?"

"Well, what if you open it up and there's just clockwork inside?"

Merry Christmas

A Johnny Cash Christmas:

I shot a man from Tennessee just to eat his homemade pumpkin pie.

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If someone tells you to enjoy your work less, ignore them.

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"Wouldn't be great if we used equity instead of equality?"

"Sure. I just loved how that worked out in Animal Farm, Napoleon."

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Orchids are Pokemon for old people.