Sunday, March 31, 2024

Happy Easter

A long time ago, a team of heroes hunted down and fought a Necromancer, known for raising the dead. They finally captured him and performed the ritual to end his evil powers, ending in stabbing him with a blessed spear while he hung disconnected from the earth.

Unfortunately, they pulled an Ash and screwed up the words. Three days later the Necromancer rose as a Lich and (according to some records) moved to a new continent to recruit an even greater army.

And that's the New Testament in a nutshell, folks. It's a D&D campaign in disguise!

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