"I need a place to eat that's cheap but sounds fancy for Valentine's."
"How about a Venezuelan Steak House?"
"Venezuelan? Don't you mean Brazilian?"
"No. At a Venezuelan steak house there's no steak. Or meat. Or food. The head manager just berates you for an hour about how it's your duty to appreciate being there."
"...How much?"
"A billion bolivars. So about 50 cents."
"I'll take it."
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