Friday, March 30, 2018

Tidbits

"Cell phones are like pacifiers for teens: they induce quiet."

Friday, March 23, 2018

Tidbits

I lack the time to argue with know-nothing idiots. But don't worry, I will tell you to your face if you are one. Then I will begin ignoring the babble that comes out of your mouth.

Friday, March 16, 2018

Tidbits

I pick up on the moods and emotions of my students. So when they're having a collectively crappy time of life (which is often), it sets me in the same mindset. It's why, even if I have nothing going on, I can fall into a funk.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Tidbits

You know things are going to be brutal when the bard of your party is Edgar Allen Poe.

Friday, March 2, 2018

Tidbits

My two favorite skittles: red by a mile and purple. I once bought a large bag of skittles and ate nothing but the green, yellow, and orange ones for a couple years. When I was done, I had a bag of red and purple skittles. It was glorious.