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Manager: I think we all have a good working relationship here.

Me: [thinking] Actually, most of us hate you and are hoping you die in a freak gym accident, you verbally abusive scumbag.

Not the worst boss I had. In the top 5, though. she was fired later for incompetence - turns out she annoyed the distract manager as much as the employees.

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"I've taken economics courses and I still don't understand how money works."

"Don't worry. Neither does Bernie Sanders."

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Guys who tell girls their intelligence is a turn off deserve a special place in hell. Preferably high in irony and pain.

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Them: A pan of banana pudding holds 5 pints, enough for 20 people.

Me: Sounds like enough to last me a few days.

They thought I was joking.