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CNN: End the 2nd Amendment!

Fox: End the 4th Amendment!

MSNBC: Just bend over already.

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When I watched Kung Fury, all I could think of is, "I want a crossover with Axe Cop."

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A 14-sided die was found next to a 2,300 old skeleton in China. Now we know what happens when you roll one too many crit fails.

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"You know how we should end veteran homelessness?"

"How?"

"We should force citizens to give them space in their homes!"

"...Did you just propose a violation of the 3rd Amendment? How the hell do you even do that anymore?"

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Unfortunate truth: when we've declared war on a negative abstract concept, it has produced more of that condition (poverty, drugs, terrorism, etc.).