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Am I the only one who remembers Ash winning the Orange League?

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Contender for most disappointing album of the 90's: the first Sugar Ray album. One okay song ("Fly") and then nothing but total garbage. I was so upset I spent money on that. Ugh.

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It's good to laugh at your leaders. It prevents undo reverence. It shows they don't own you, that they are owed nothing but what they earn, not demand. It reminds you that, in the end, they are people fumbling through life the same as you, not figures of legend.

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"The Physics Department has the best sandwiches."

"I hear they use Bohr's Head deli meat."

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If someone asks me to "back up my point with facts" in an obviously confrontational manner, I'm just going to tell them to put on their big boy pants and do it themselves. I'm getting real tired of doing research for zombies who'll try to argue with the truth anyway.

If someone asks because they genuinely want to know more, I'm still happy to help.

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I'm quite certain Zhuang Zi would heartily approve of Discordianism. It fits his kind of humor.

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Pineapple is a tasty pizza topping.

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If someone wrote porn of the Loch Ness monster, would it be titled "Tree Fiddy Shades of Grey?"

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I love how Spice Girls are now regarded as great for karaoke.

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When planting seeds for the future, make sure to check they're not land mines.

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Magic: The Gathering is pretty much ONLY fun when done casual. Competitive play has too much overhead. This is why EDH/Commander is the best format: high creativity while encouraging a fun table atmosphere.

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"Trump is two penguins in a suit pretending to run for president. But they're the bad penguin from Wrong Trousers."

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"Remember the important moral lesson of Pokemon, my son."

"You mean friendship and teamwork?"

"No! I mean how hunting rare species to extinction grants you more power!"

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Butt chugging is a thing.

WHY is it a thing?

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"Your mastery of languages really saved my bacon. You're like a communications guardian angel."

"Mein poly-gott in himmel."

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"Argh. Why isn't it working?"

"What's wrong?"

"I can't get our lizard simulator to run. Debugging is going nowhere."

"Well, keep at it. The cure for e-reptile dysfunction is no small feat."

"...Get out."

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If I got a tattoo, it'd be of an MC Escher work.

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That feeling when you see a small animal in the road, shift lanes to avoid it - and then they throw themselves under your tire just as you pass by. My car is not an assisted suicide helper!

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"She looks so different from her photos."

"She's a cosplayer. You learn to expect that."

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"Benedict Cumberbatch should be the next Disney princess."

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I played the character Pretty Pretty Bomb Girl Sparky in Fate Accelerated.

I punched the axioms of the math equation dictating the structure of a hyperdimension, shattering a universal fractal and returning us to our reality. And I did it with a DBZ style explosive wave while SCREAMING for five episodes.

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On the cosplay head canon front, I'm pretty sure I'm the main Osgood (Doctor Who) for many, since I wore her outfit a year before the character existed.

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The EU is a system of terribly run countries bleeding off of slightly less terribly run countries. It encourages the failing nations to simply demand more help rather than improve, while punishing the nations with some semblance of productivity.

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Are there actually demented folks who think pork is the totality of BBQ? I mean, pork is a good component. I'm down with good pulled pork. But beef is the king of BBQ meats.

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"I feel awkward when I ask a business if they allow CHL or not."

"Well, it is a loaded question."

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Brass Lives Matter.
Bloke Lives Matter.

Not sure what I'll do with them, but throwing it out there.

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Crossover idea: Hatoful Boyfriend and Angry Birds.

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There should be a "yum" emoticon for when friends post food porn.

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Idea: a take on "Who's on First?" involving "where are you going?" and "Ware."

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"I am clad in the skin of your females. Support me, my fellow humans. I am not a robot."

-Hillary's 2016 Democratic Primary victory speech, abridged

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Batman has more butlers than Alfred. The trick is they're ninjas.

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Boss: I can't read your handwriting.

Me: Git gud.

He's enough of a gamer to know what that means.

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Folk rock Death Battle:

Leroy Brown vs. A Boy Named Sue.

Note that I mean the characters in the songs, not the songs themselves.

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Some fans: "We want Captain America to have a boyfriend!"

Marvel: "We hear you, so we made him a secret Nazi."

All fans: "Nobody wanted that!"

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"Those two monks sure are competitive."

"You could say they're in an Om's race."

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"I'm on a liquid diet. Alcohol!"

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"I did several hundred crunches last night."

"Whoa, really?"

"Yeah! I finished off that whole bag of potato chips."

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There are a number of things one should have strong informed opinions on. Food is one.

Happy Easter

Remember: gift your kids a baby rabbit for Easter. And when it's big enough, teach them survival by making them kill and skin it.

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Why was the comp sci major so good at knitting?

He'd studied PURL.

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What's the difference between a bigot and a misanthrope?

The bigot plays favorites.

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Since I grew a beard, I am now mirror universe Harry Potter.

Maybe this means I'm destined to be the Voldemort of this world. With science over magic. Yeeeeees.

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Good lord I hate Sucralose. Yet it keeps popping up in more and more stuff. It makes everything taste like crap.

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Crossover idea:

The four guys of FFXV pull up alongside Cap, Falcon, and Bucky in their VW Bug at a stoplight. Drag race, followed by other wacky hijinks.

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I use "dudes" as a general term, not for specifically male groups. Why? 1980's TMNT. No, really. That's why I use surfer slang.

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No two libertarians agree on everything. Hail Eris.

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If I ever have have a daughter, I'll name her Nina. And our family dog will be Alexander.

That way I'm guaranteed to keep my state alchemist funding!

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If you support gay marriage and like the idea of scrapping pointless regulations, then you are not "completely opposed to libertarianism." You're just part of the way there.

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In other news, Ted Cruz has announced he's running for Prime Minister of Canada.

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"Whenever I use your Sailor Jupiter coaster, she always ends up sticking to the cup."

"Maybe the cup reminds her of her senpai?"

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Crossover idea:

Kyubey la Kyubey.

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"Hard currency is trash waifu."

"The HELL it is."

Things get interesting when I debate economics with another anime geek.

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Why didn't people attend the parties Saitama hosted?

He only knew how to make one punch.