Tidbits

Butt chugging is a thing.

WHY is it a thing?

Tidbits

"Your mastery of languages really saved my bacon. You're like a communications guardian angel."

"Mein poly-gott in himmel."

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"Argh. Why isn't it working?"

"What's wrong?"

"I can't get our lizard simulator to run. Debugging is going nowhere."

"Well, keep at it. The cure for e-reptile dysfunction is no small feat."

"...Get out."

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If I got a tattoo, it'd be of an MC Escher work.

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That feeling when you see a small animal in the road, shift lanes to avoid it - and then they throw themselves under your tire just as you pass by. My car is not an assisted suicide helper!