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"That'll be 10 cents per side."

"What's a perside?"

"...Seriously?"

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Always be yourself.

Unless you're a Hufflepuff.

In which case, I am so sorry.

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Spiders are our allies in the war against insects.

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Is edible lube made from high fructose porn syrup?