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"Ow! I stepped on another of your hair pins. How do they keep getting everywhere?"

"Like the song says: let the bobbys hit the floor!"

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When scientists march:

"What do we want?"

"Results!"

"When do we want it?"

"When p is less than 0.05!"

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Anger is a poor substitute for logic and righteousness a lacking replacement for facts.

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"I'm not saying you SHOULD be punched in the face. I'm just saying that given what a smug bastard you are and the current political activism climate, you are very likely to get punched in the face."