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"Start It Up" is explicitly about Windows 95. You can tell this by the line, "You make a grown man cry."

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If being straight or gay is like preferring Coke or Pepsi, what soda is it for sapiosexuals?

Dr. Pepper.

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"Those Dorito flavored taco shells give my universe new purpose and meaning, man."

"So they're your Doritos Logos?"

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Email: "Nickelback is coming to your area this summer!"

Me: "Is that a threat?"