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Fanart idea: Ilya and Berserker from Fate/Stay Night in the style of Big Hero 6, with Berserker as Baymax.

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Customer: Are you a supervisor?

Me: No.

Customer: Well, you should be!

That made me feel good.

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I'm trying to figure out if Keima Katsuragi (World God Only Knows) meeting Haruhi Suzumiya would fix her or cause the world to end. It'd be hilarious, regardless.

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"Our ancestors didn't have [insert modern convenience here]. Clearly it's bad for us!"

"They also had life spans of only 20 to 40 years."

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That I feel pain at the loss of ties to others does have a benefit: it means I'm not a sociopath. Those folks don't feel anything.

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Random WPI flashback: meeting a very cute and intelligent girl and hanging out with her. I then told two "friends" about her. One proceeds to spread rumors we were dating. The other walks right up to her and asks if she likes me. She gets so creeped out by all this she stops talking to me. Sigh.

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Today is when all the brownies, Rice Krispy treats, and assorted deserts are going to disappear from the cafeteria shelves.

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It's said the loss of social connections directly stimulates the pain centers of the mind. I can confirm this is true.

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The inanity of small talk and shallow background conversations grate on my mind like sand paper. It's fine in small doses, but when that's all people are capable of it becomes pitiable, like a dog with missing legs.

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There's a part in a fridge called a "bi-metal frost controller." It triggers the defrost mechanism by expanding and contracting. I keep calling it the "bi-frost" and expecting Heimdal to teleport me away.