Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Spock
For those wondering, the reason I use "fascinating" so often in normal conversation is because of Spock.
Friday, February 23, 2018
Tidbits
Just opened a snack sized bag of Skittles (part of the discount Halloween candy I bought for my personal consumption). Not a single red Skittle. Darn it.
Friday, February 16, 2018
Tidbits
"Head voices are liars. What do head voices know?" - Varrick, Legend of Korra
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Happy Valentine's Day
"I need a place to eat that's cheap but sounds fancy for Valentine's."
"How about a Venezuelan Steak House?"
"Venezuelan? Don't you mean Brazilian?"
"No. At a Venezuelan steak house there's no steak. Or meat. Or food. The head manager just berates you for an hour about how it's your duty to appreciate being there."
"...How much?"
"A billion bolivars. So about 50 cents."
"I'll take it."
"How about a Venezuelan Steak House?"
"Venezuelan? Don't you mean Brazilian?"
"No. At a Venezuelan steak house there's no steak. Or meat. Or food. The head manager just berates you for an hour about how it's your duty to appreciate being there."
"...How much?"
"A billion bolivars. So about 50 cents."
"I'll take it."
Saturday, February 10, 2018
Friday, February 9, 2018
Tidbits
I love crazy conspiracy theories. They make me want to imagine a world where they could happen and write about it.
Friday, February 2, 2018
Tidbits
"I'm an anarchist."
"Oh, why don't you believe in God?"
"Oh, why don't you believe in God?"
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