Sunday, March 31, 2024

Happy Easter

A long time ago, a team of heroes hunted down and fought a Necromancer, known for raising the dead. They finally captured him and performed the ritual to end his evil powers, ending in stabbing him with a blessed spear while he hung disconnected from the earth.

Unfortunately, they pulled an Ash and screwed up the words. Three days later the Necromancer rose as a Lich and (according to some records) moved to a new continent to recruit an even greater army.

And that's the New Testament in a nutshell, folks. It's a D&D campaign in disguise!

Friday, March 29, 2024

Tidbits

I used to call it stress. Now I know it's anxiety.

Friday, March 22, 2024

Tidbits

Anime match up I'd love to see:

Kazuma Azuma (Yakitate Japan) vs. Souma Yukihira (Food Wars)

In a battle of baking. Which would win: bread moments or food orgasms?

Friday, March 15, 2024

Tidbits

How much data is there on time travel?

1.21 Gigabytes.

Friday, March 8, 2024

Tidbits

I am apparently 27 years old and a Latino. Surprised my mom when I told her this.

Friday, March 1, 2024