Monday, October 17, 2016

Tied Up with Paradoxes

"I want to be tied up. I'd like to use paradoxes."

"Paradoxes?"

"I meant paracord!"

"Who'd tie you up with paradoxes? The Doctor?"

"...Oh, stop..."

"Imagine the Doctor doing a BDSM bit. He'd pilot the Top and Relative Domination in Subspace. He'd wibbly your wobbly and make you lose all sense of timey wimey. He'd have a whole special setting for the sonic screwdriver..."

"Safe word! SAFE WORD!"

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