Me: My enemies just gave me a wonderful opening to utterly crush them and take everything they love away.
Friend: No, no. Stay good.
Me: But they've played into a plan that wasn't even intended as a plan. They've thrown a clear endgame victory move into my lap when I wasn't even attempting to make one.
Friend: Just let them rot and die on their own.
Me: But...my glasses! They're glowing so hard!
Sometimes staying Chaotic Good is a lot harder than other days.