Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Voting Against Puppies and Kitties

Common political tactic:

1) Create a bill. Name it something good. Example: "Puppies and Kitties for America."

2) Load it with all kinds of crap and pork that has nothing to do with the title.

3) Maybe have a page in there related to the title. This is optional.

4) If you opponent votes against it, claim they hate whatever the bill is about. Example: "Every member of the other party hates puppies and kitties!"

Wash, rinse, repeat. So whenever you hear someone say, "This party voted against puppies and kitties," you can be darn sure the one thing they didn't do was vote against puppies and kitties.

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